Hazards of Summer: Week 6. Boombox wielding punks!

This week I want to warn you about a summer hazard you may have very well overlooked. One you might pass by every single day and not think twice about it. A menace, hidden right out in the open that could be putting you and the ones you love in danger. Boombox wielding punk guys.

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Claymation Werewolf’s Summer Hazards Week 5: Street Sports.

People play sports in the street. Okay, I hear what you’re saying, whoa whoa CW…before you go into the whole street thing you are gonna need to explain “people play sports.” I know it’s hard for classy sophisticates like us (by which I mean delicate and/or lazy people) to understand, there are those who find…

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Hazards of Summer Week 4: Swimsuit Season.

“Swimsuits. I hate the word as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee.” -Tybalt (Romeo and Juliet) This week’s summer hazard is one that I’m sure, hits pretty close to home for a lot of us. It can extinguish joy, crush self esteem and bring about a sense of dread in even the most happy-go-lucky…

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Hazards of Summer Week Three: Killer Bees!!

In my conversations with other members of the retro pop culture journalism community, we often talk about our childhood. To be more specific, we ONLY talk about our childhood. Often the topic strays away from the carefree subjects of toys, cartoon and vintage cereal and creeps into less happy places. What scared us and more…

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Hazards of Summer Week #2: Shark Week

They are a nightmare. A mindless eating machine. They cannot be stopped. They cannot be reasoned with. They only think  about satisfying their unshakable desire and they don’t care who or what you are. You don’t even register on their radar. no. I’m not talking about teenagers, I’m talking about….SHARKS. Recommended Listening:

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The Golden Age of Talking Food

Friends. I’ve made a fantastic realization. Much like action figures and animated series (and sometimes action figures FOR an animated series.) we have lived through another Golden Age! The Golden Age of talking food. You probably already knew this instinctively but I’m here to confirm your suspicions. The best anthropomorphic food-based entertainment ever created, was…

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Claymation Werewolf’s Hazards of Summer Wk. 1, The Sun.

Friends, these are dangerous times. Times of misery, torment and a constant feeling of oppression. I call it a nightmare age full of constant peril with little chance of escape. Others…call it Summer. In times like these, the public needs a guide. Someone who can help them navigate through the hazy, hot and humid perils…

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Lost In Space.

As a barely tolerated member of the blogging community, I have become fairly notable. and with that notoriety comes certain expectations. I have to be well versed in all areas of geekdom and (at least pretend to) like a large majority of geeky things. Unfortunately friends, within my very own family tree. My very own…

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National Puppet Radio: The Dr Teeth Press Confrence.

After a hard fought battle of the bands tournament sponsored by Cold Slither Productions, one group has set themselves apart from the rest as the greatest fictional musical act in pop culture history and that band is Dr Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. The members of this Monumental Muppet Musical Act made a rare public…

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Jem and the Holograms, Battle Of The Bands Contract!

Put on your best hot pink mini dress, turn your amp up to a rocking but pleasant volume and get ready for the Starlight Music Battle Of The Bands! All bands whether evil and greedy or are able to enter to win sole control over mega (musician less) record label Starlight Music! Oh…also, a movie…

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A personal history of Raisins. (Or…”That’s So Raisin!”)

Thanks to some inspiration recently, I’ve been thinking a lot about the California Raisins. To be clear, by “recently” I mean, In the last two hours and by “inspiration” I mean, Classick* kicked in my office door, knocked all of my action figures off of the desk I was supposed to be working at and…

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Flounder is Dead. The Great Beets Conspiracy

Celebrities pretend-die all the time. From hoax news releases, to the ever-popular “twitter death” it seems like completely (physically) healthy celebrities are being pronounced dead on a daily basis. Even Superman did it once when his sales were low. Had all these clowns running around wearing his symbol while he’s just casually waiting in the…

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