“Swimsuits. I hate the word as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee.” -Tybalt (Romeo and Juliet) This week’s summer hazard is one that I’m sure, hits pretty close to home for a lot of us. It can extinguish joy, crush self esteem and bring about a sense of dread in even the most happy-go-lucky…
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Hazards of Summer Week #2: Shark Week
They are a nightmare. A mindless eating machine. They cannot be stopped. They cannot be reasoned with. They only think about satisfying their unshakable desire and they don’t care who or what you are. You don’t even register on their radar. no. I’m not talking about teenagers, I’m talking about….SHARKS. Recommended Listening:
Claymation Werewolf’s Hazards of Summer Wk. 1, The Sun.
Friends, these are dangerous times. Times of misery, torment and a constant feeling of oppression. I call it a nightmare age full of constant peril with little chance of escape. Others…call it Summer. In times like these, the public needs a guide. Someone who can help them navigate through the hazy, hot and humid perils…
Lost In Space.
As a barely tolerated member of the blogging community, I have become fairly notable. and with that notoriety comes certain expectations. I have to be well versed in all areas of geekdom and (at least pretend to) like a large majority of geeky things. Unfortunately friends, within my very own family tree. My very own…
Jem and the Holograms, Battle Of The Bands Contract!
Put on your best hot pink mini dress, turn your amp up to a rocking but pleasant volume and get ready for the Starlight Music Battle Of The Bands! All bands whether evil and greedy or are able to enter to win sole control over mega (musician less) record label Starlight Music! Oh…also, a movie…
A personal history of Raisins. (Or…”That’s So Raisin!”)
Thanks to some inspiration recently, I’ve been thinking a lot about the California Raisins. To be clear, by “recently” I mean, In the last two hours and by “inspiration” I mean, Classick* kicked in my office door, knocked all of my action figures off of the desk I was supposed to be working at and…
The Animal!!
Claymation Werewolf returns to talk about one of the wildest toys he had growing up…. THE ANIMAL!
The Claymation Werewolf: Choose Adventure!
This article was first posted on August 31st, 2011 on The Retroist Retro Blog and Podcast – CW post link Hey gang! It’s been a while and I apologize for not bringing you your weekly dose of the truth about nostalgia! But today I make my comeback! In an attempt to make my return in…
LXD: The League of Extraordinary Ducks (Claymation Werewolf)
During Duckburg’s greatest peril, a secret governmental agency traveled the world recruiting the most powerful ducks in existence. Claymation Werewolf reveals the League of Extraordinary Ducks in this vintage blog post from his archives.
Wild Shot! Ugly Shot! My adventures in NBA Jam!
My life has always carried with it one continuous theme. My love for things that I happen to be a failure at. The list is practically endless… Wanted to be in a band in high school but I had no musical talent (it turns out steering wheel drumming isn’t enough…) so my friends and I…
The CSPN 