It’s almost March. For most, that means March Madness, the NC-two-A basketball tourney and lots of hoops, gambling action, bracket predictions and TUMS/Maalox/Immodium/Rolaids/insert your stomach medicine here. But for US here at the Cold Slither Podcast, March means…

wait for it…

SLITHER MADNESS!!

Yes, folks, the 2013 edition is upon us and we are getting things in full gear for our brackets, predictions contest, prizes and shows.

This year’s theme will be Battle of the Bands!!

You got that right, we’re going to pit all the fictional bands of movies, television, cartoons and etc. in a knock-down drag-out Katie-bar-the-door Pier Six Slobberknocker tournament to find out which band is the rockinest band of all motherfuddruckin’ time!!

edit: thanks to William Bruce West, we now have a full field of 64 bands ready. But give us your thoughts on who should stay or go!!

But we need your help. See, we have ~~about 46 bands identified, but we could really use a field of 64 to get this going~~ 64 bands identified. Check out the long list below and let us know in the comments or via any of our networks (including e-mail or the Cold Slither hotline!) which ones are missing or shouldn’t be on the list! We’ll announce the final field and the bracket predictions contest in just a few days, so let’s GO!!

Shown: Band (source Movie/Cartoon/TV series)

2ge+her (self titled)
3 Count (WCW Monday Nitro)
Alvin and the Chipmunks (self-titled)
Bird and the Midnight Falcons (The Five Heartbeats)
Blackapella (Psych)
Boyz12 (American Dad)
Buckaroo Banzai and The Hong Kong Cavaliers (Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai)
California Dreams (self-titled)
CB4 (self-titled)
Cold Slither (GI Joe: ARAH, Transformers)
Crucifictorious (Friday Night Lights)
Du Jour (Josie and the Pussycats)
Eddie and the Cruisers (self-titled)
Electric Mayhem (Muppet Show)
Ellen Aim and the Attackers (Streets of Fire)
Fat Albert and the Junk Yard Band (Fat Albert & The Cosby Kids)
Fat, Horny, Black, and Joe (Family Guy)
Fingerbang (South Park)
Flash and the Ebony Sparks (The Five Heartbeats)
Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans (Clerks)
Getting Gay With Kids (South Park)
Infant Sorrow (Forgetting Sarah Marshall/Get Him to the Greek)
Jem and the Holograms (Jem)
Jessie & The Rippers (Full House)
Jet Screamer (The Jetsons)
Josie and the Pussycats (self-titled)
Kidd Video (self-titled)
Loded Diper (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
Love Burger (Can’t Hardly Wait)
Max Rebo Band (Star Wars: Return of the Jedi)
Mother of the Bride (Wedding Band)
N.W.H. (Fear of a Black Hat)
Party Posse (The Simpsons)
Sex Bob-omb (Scott Pilgrim vs. The World)
School of Rock (self-titled)
Spinal Tap (This Is Spinal Tap)
The Archies (The Archie Show)
The Average Joe Band (GI Joe: ARAH)
The Beets (Doug)
The Be-Sharps (Simpsons)
The Bleek Gilliam Quartet (Mo’ Better Blues)
The Blues Brothers (self-titled)
The Bonecrushers (Mama’s Family)
The Brady Kids (Brady Bunch)
The California Raisins (self-titled)
The Cheetah Girls (self titled)
The Chipettes (Alvin and the Chipmunks)
The Dreamettes/The Dreams (Dreamgirls)
The Five Heartbeats (self-titled)
The Foreskins (How I Met Your Mother)
The Impossibles (self-titled)
The Lipsticks (Cosby Show)
The Lone Rangers (Airheads)
The Misfits (Jem)
The Partridge Family (self-titled)
The Pinheads (Back to the Future)
The Spinning Topps (Sliders)
The Temptones (The Wayans Bros)
The West Texas Rednecks (WCW Monday Nitro)
The Woggels (30 Rock)
The Wonders (That Thing You Do)
Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld (South Park)
We Stink (Arthur)
Wyld Stallyns (Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey)
Zack Attack (Saved By The Bell)
Zit Remedy/The Zits (Degrassi)