CSP Special Podcast Episode: The 1st Annual “Band of Vipers” Fantasy Football Draft

Our first ever “Band of Vipers” fantasy football league is in full swing!

Join us along with a few of our elite participants in this special edition podcast, which closely followed our auction draft as it went down!

This special may or may not involve football chatter, but you’re guaranteed all kinds of spontaneous tomfoolery as we bid on players using ESPN’s fantasy football auction* format.

In attendance for this podcast special are some of our rowdy friends, including returning CSP guests DavidMac90, DaveNappy and the host of Ring Time Pro Wrestling himself, Keith Holt, Jr. Scroll down after the jump for full participants, teams and draft results!

Not drafted in this episode: Steamin’ Willie Beamen

Here are the participants and their selections; feel free to congratulate or jeer their results:

CYBERTRON BRAWLIN’ BOTS – Coached by @ASMZine from the ASMZine Geekly Rewind site

Larry Fitzgerald, Ari WR  $ 46
Greg Jennings, GB WR  $ 38
DeMarco Murray, Dal RB  $ 39
Jeremy Maclin, Phi WR  $ 11
Willis McGahee, Den RB  $ 15
Miles Austin, Dal WR  $ 14
Jonathan Stewart, Car RB  $ 10
Santonio Holmes, NYJ WR  $   8
Roy Helu, Wsh RB  $ 10
Felix Jones, Dal RB  $   3
Joe Flacco, Bal QB  $   1
Rueben Randle, NYG WR  $   1
Brent Celek, Phi TE  $   1
Randy Moss, SF WR  $   1
Matt Prater, Den K  $   1
Bills D/ST D/ST  $   1

TEAM MCKINNIE – Coached by James McKinnie

 LeSean McCoy, Phi RB $63
 Calvin Johnson, Det WR $55
 Jay Cutler, Chi QB $9
 Jared Cook, Ten TE $3
 Kevin Smith, Det RB $9
 Ravens D/ST D/ST $7
 Denarius Moore, Oak WR $5
 Peyton Hillis, KC RB $7
 Tony Gonzalez, Atl TE $6
 Justin Blackmon, Jac WR $4
 Stephen Gostkowski, NE K $2
 Isaac Redman, Pit RB $3
 Daniel Thomas, Mia RB $1
 Andy Dalton, Cin QB $3
 Nate Washington, Ten WR $2
 Texans D/ST D/ST $2

LOS POLLOS METH COCKS – Coached by @Eclectik, host of the Eclectik Discussion Podcast

 A.J. Green, Cin WR $38
 Darren McFadden, Oak RB $30
 Julio Jones, Atl WR $29
 Trent Richardson, Cle RB $23
 Peyton Manning, Den QB $19
 Jermichael Finley, GB TE $9
 Doug Martin, TB RB $9
 Demaryius Thomas, Den WR $12
 David Wilson, NYG RB $6
 Torrey Smith, Bal WR $10
 Reggie Wayne, Ind WR $5
 Fred Davis, Wsh TE $4
 Greg Little, Cle WR $1
 Andrew Luck, Ind QB $1
 Sebastian Janikowski, Oak K $2
 Bengals D/ST D/ST $1
Also Not drafted this episode: Rod Tidwell

LOLO’S TEARS – coached by @DavidMac90

 Jimmy Graham, NO TE $39
 DeSean Jackson, Phi WR $22
 Chris Johnson, Ten RB $44
 Eli Manning, NYG QB $35
 Michael Turner, Atl RB $24
 Steve Smith, Car WR $20
 Pierre Garcon, Wsh WR $7
 Alex Henery, Phi K $1
 Lions D/ST D/ST $1
 Ryan Tannehill, Mia QB $1
 LaMichael James, SF RB $1
 Steve Breaston, KC WR $1
 Jermaine Gresham, Cin TE $1
 Braylon Edwards, Sea WR $1
 Giants D/ST D/ST $1
 Shayne Graham, Hou K $1


Tri-State Attack

 Ray Rice, Bal RB $59
 Wes Welker, NE WR $38
 Jamaal Charles, KC RB $29
 Tony Romo, Dal QB $19
 Brandon Lloyd, NE WR $18
 Antonio Gates, SD TE $15
 Philip Rivers, SD QB $12
 Shane Vereen, NE RB $1
 Darrius Heyward-Bey, Oak WR $2
 Bernard Scott*, Cin RB $1
 David Akers, SF K $1
 Falcons D/ST D/ST $1
 Martellus Bennett, NYG TE $1
 Danny Amendola, StL WR $1
 Rashard Mendenhall, Pit RB $1
 Brian Quick, StL WR $1

SCOOP SANDWICH – coached by @HowardtheDeck, host of the UnderScoopFire podcast


 Drew Brees, NO QB $61
 Rob Gronkowski, NE TE $45
 Hakeem Nicks, NYG WR $32
 Brandon Marshall, Chi WR $24
 Fred Jackson, Buf RB $22
 Jahvid Best, Det RB $1
 Pierre Thomas, NO RB $1
 Mike Williams, TB WR $2
 Nate Burleson, Det WR $2
 Sidney Rice, Sea WR $2
 Mario Manningham, SF WR $3
 Mike Tolbert, Car RB $1
 Rashad Jennings, Jac RB $1
 Kendall Hunter, SF RB $1
 Broncos D/ST D/ST $1
 Dan Carpenter, Mia K $1
No draft picks were used on Shane Falco in this podcast special.
These cheerleaders, however??? Drafted without hesitation!!

SAMPSONSIMPSON CUBAN B’S – coached by @iDamienJackson

 Arian Foster, Hou RB $66
 Matthew Stafford, Det QB $45
 Adrian Peterson, Min RB $36
 Dez Bryant, Dal WR $21
 Frank Gore, SF RB $20
 Alex Smith, SF QB $2
 Laurent Robinson, Jac WR $1
 James Starks*, GB RB $1
 Ryan Fitzpatrick, Buf QB $1
 Jon Baldwin, KC WR $1
 Dustin Keller, NYJ TE $1
 Packers D/ST D/ST $1
 Brandon LaFell, Car WR $1
 Tim Hightower, FA RB $1
 Kellen Winslow, FA TE $1
 Matt Bryant, Atl K $1

KLIQ NATION – coached by @TimDogg98, host  of The KLIQ Nation podcast

 Tom Brady, NE QB $60
 Roddy White, Atl WR $47
 Jordy Nelson, GB WR $22
 Darren Sproles, NO RB $23
 Ahmad Bradshaw, NYG RB $15
 Antonio Brown, Pit WR $17
 Robert Griffin III, Wsh QB $3
 Jason Witten, Dal TE $3
 LeGarrette Blount, TB RB $2
 Carson Palmer, Oak QB $1
 Steelers D/ST D/ST $1
 Jacquizz Rodgers, Atl RB $2
 Dan Bailey, Dal K $1
 Kendall Wright, Ten WR $1
 Marcedes Lewis, Jac TE $1
 Randall Cobb, GB WR $1

KOJACK DELTA – coached by @KojackDelta

 Maurice Jones-Drew, Jac RB $44
 Andre Johnson, Hou WR $45
 Marshawn Lynch, Sea RB $46
 Steven Jackson, StL RB $23
 Michael Vick, Phi QB $23
 Matt Schaub, Hou QB $6
 Cedric Benson, GB RB $3
 Kenny Britt, Ten WR $1
 Donald Brown, Ind RB $2
 Brandon Pettigrew, Det TE $1
 Seahawks D/ST D/ST $1
 Sam Bradford, StL QB $1
 Matt Cassel, KC QB $1
 Robbie Gould, Chi K $1
 Brandon Jacobs, SF RB $1
 Ryan Williams, Ari RB $1
Polk High superstar QB Al Bundy may have scored four touchdowns in a single game, but he went undrafted in this podcast special

GOTHAM TEAM OF SHADOWS – coached by @IAmBigBen87

 Mike Wallace, Pit WR $37
 Ryan Mathews, SD RB $25
 Marques Colston, NO WR $15
 Eric Decker, Den WR $8
 Stevan Ridley, NE RB $11
 Robert Meachem, SD WR $8
 Michael Bush, Chi RB $8
 Anquan Boldin, Bal WR $6
 Ben Tate, Hou RB $7
 C.J. Spiller, Buf RB $5
 Malcom Floyd, SD WR $6
 DeAngelo Williams, Car RB $5
 Josh Freeman, TB QB $2
 Owen Daniels, Hou TE $1
 Eagles D/ST D/ST $1
 Mason Crosby, GB K $2

TEAM HOLT – coached by @KHoltJr host of Ring Time Pro Wrestling

 Aaron Rodgers, GB QB $61
 49ers D/ST D/ST $9
 Aaron Hernandez, NE TE $16
 Percy Harvin, Min WR $12
 Reggie Bush, Mia RB $12
 Titus Young, Det WR $8
 Bears D/ST D/ST $4
 Steve Johnson, Buf WR $12
 Matt Ryan, Atl QB $10
 Lance Moore, NO WR $7
 Beanie Wells, Ari RB $7
 Jake Locker, Ten QB $1
 Mark Ingram, NO RB $3
 Toby Gerhart, Min RB $8
 Michael Crabtree, SF WR $3
 Garrett Hartley, NO K $1

CLASSICK’S MATERIALS – coached by @classickmateria, host of The Cold Slither Podcast


 Matt Forte, Chi RB $43
 Cam Newton, Car QB $44
 Victor Cruz, NYG WR $29
 Dwayne Bowe, KC WR $16
 Tim Tebow, NYJ QB $4
 Shonn Greene, NYJ RB $11
 Vincent Jackson, TB WR $11
 BenJarvus Green-Ellis, Cin RB $14
 Vernon Davis, SF TE $14
 Jacob Tamme, Den TE $4
 Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB $5
 Jets D/ST D/ST $1
 Leonard Hankerson, Wsh WR $1
 Mike Goodson, Oak RB $1
 Rob Bironas, Ten K $1
 Jonathan Dwyer, Pit RB $1


Enjoy this classic episode via our free CSP Archive! Download, listen and tell a friend (or foe)!

Special thanks to all our participants in this first-ever fantasy league. We wish them all success this season, although we will only crown ONE champion..

Oh yeah, hope you enjoy the special appearance by The Fridge in this podcast!

So, who had the best draft? Check out the poll and leave us a comment below!

*as if there’s any other way to draft!!

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