“Rising above the silly and too often, fake looking world of wrestling, Mr. Bearer carried himself with an otherworldly charm and style rarely ever seen in the world of entertainment. His power over the audience was almost palpable and I knew instantly that he must be more than just a wrestling manager.”
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Moron Madness Part 2! The Foolish Four
Editor’s note: This is part two of our Moron Madness series. If you desire, go check out part one, the Sitcom Showdown with all the Simpleton Sixteen and Eeedjit Eight matchups. Coverage has been intense for this years Moron Madness and I’m sure all the idiots in the contest would like to thank each and…
The Simpleton Sixteen
Note from the editor: Don’t forget to vote in The Foolish Four poll at the bottom of this post! Every since James Laughtrack founded the National Sitcom League in 1953, teams everywhere have tried to out-do each other. Bigger laughs, better plots, more impressive shark jumping! But above all else every sitcom has tried to…
Episode 24: My Slither Sweet 16 (CSP-S2Ep12)
The CSP crew are BACK with a brand new episode! This week, they are joined by first-time guests Dave Nappy (@davenappy) and Rhett Kahn, a.k.a. The Claymation Werewolf (@claymationhowl) to talk about the “Sweet 16” finalists in our SLITHERMADNESS tournament. Enjoy this classic episode via our free CSP Archive! Download, listen and tell a friend…
Time Machines, Open Box Reviews
Everybody wants to time travel. And who wouldn’t? I don’t know anybody who wouldn’t want to witness famous landmarks in our worlds history. They could see the actual set where the fake moon landing was filmed. They could hold a first edition of the first issue of Mad magazine, hot off the presses. They could…
Why Cyndi Lauper dominates her division.
Friends…foes…I’m gonna be totally honest with you. It’s been no secret that I have been, painfully, excluded from the Cold Slither Podcast Slither Madness Brackets. My bracket choices were considered “unorthodox” by the CSP crew and after some pretty hostile e-mails it was decided that I would be removed from Slither Madness negotiations and probably…
Cloudy With a Chance of Purple Rain
The following is the latest post by our contributing writer Claymation Werewolf. To check out our latest episode of the Cold Slither Podcast, where we discuss Thriller vs. Purple Rain, click here. Of all the tiny, effeminate, African-American mainstream pop culture mega-stars of the 1980’s and 90’s, few drew as many comparisons as Prince and…
An Open Letter to the Owners Of Scooby.
I’m going to be completely honest here guys. This post is about Scooby Doo Where Are You? If you see this blog entry at all it’s going to be HEAVILY edited. Some of the things I say make some very powerful people, very unhappy. I once wrote a smear piece about The X-Men’s Cyclops and…
McDonaldLandia
I don’t eat at McDonald’s. Not anymore. Sure I drive around and see fast food restaurants that call themselves McDonald’s but it’s a lie. That place is gone. I know because I’ve been there. To the real McDonald’s. The McDonald’s of the 1980’s.
Avoid the Noid
I wanted to take the opportunity to introduce myself. Hi, my name is Claymation Werewolf, and my areas of “expertise” are cartoons, puppets and horror! In 2011 I was able to slip through the cracks and hide amongst the elite in the retro blogging community. Happily, I now find myself out of my league, posting…
The CSPN 