America has become overrun with hoodies. This is not a complaint in the least– some would say it’s a good thing due to the message and awareness. I have my personal opinions about hoodies and what’s behind them reaching the height of social consciousness, but that ain’t what this post is about.
There is a MASSIVE variety of hooded sweatshirts out there. The question, especially for any who profess any sort of nerd-dom, geekery or whatever, is what sort of hoodie are you wearing? Thankfully, I took to the interwebs to see what’s out there.
Standard Cobra issue hoodie, courtesy of @Firefly_Cobra on twitter
Below is a sampling of the variety of creatively themed hoodies I found. If we missed any, please feel free to add yours via the comments below!
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Standard Cobra issue. The recruit looks kinda young for a Cobra trooper, however.
An appropriate hoodie indeed. Neighborhood watch, my ass…
“Oh, the rat! So it has a name? It HAD a name!!!”
Mushroom power. This was before we knew what they REALLY did to you.
Warning: This hoodie will not turn you evil nor have you dancing funky to James Brown in the streets.
Not your Alicia Silverstone Batgirl, but then again given recent news, why would you want her as Batgirl?
Aquaman is useless, but this hoodie isn’t. Warning: you won’t be able to talk to the fishes wearing this.
Robin, the hoodie hostage.
Whoa! How’d this get in here? Time to put this in our personal collection, heh…
“Have a heart” or “Refill your heart container”?
Is there a Vulcan neck-pinch hoodie?
I wanna be like Jordan… Hal Jordan.
RIP Alderaan.
Another popular computer game Miner 2049er
Pac it up, Pac it in…
Grow Up. Mushrooms not included.
Believe it or not, I’m wearing a hood!
Why so serious?
Pink hoodie sweatsuits? Only the champ can train in this!
The world’s worst treasure hunter. You said it, not us, Geraldo.
“Looks like Scooby and Shaggy need our help again, old chum!”
Or as Michael Bay calls it, standard issue alien-wear.
We could do without the mask, but this Flash hoodie is awesome.
Sidekicks assemble!
Always let the Wookie win…
Aren’t you a little short for a Storm Trooper hoodie?
Tony Stark treats chicks good, He’s a cool exec with an awesome hood!
This hoodie is guaranteed to shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level.
“Friday the 13th, I’ma play Jason!”
No capes! Hoods are ok, however…
Gregggg Williams’ favorite hoodie
We know a certain member of the General Geekery Cast who would LOVE this hoodie!
Cadmus labs standard issue.
Tell your friends, tell all your friends… I need help with the zipper here.
Awesome!
Does whatever a hoodie can…
“Well, I – it’s just – I don’t know, a User, I mean… Users wrote us. A User even wrote you!”
I fight for the users…
Do the Mario!
Rita Repulsa hates these hoodies.
Remind every child of the 80s what image they saw more than most.
When Captain America dons his mighty hoooooooood!
Popular computer game International Karate
For more about these hoodies, including how to order them, check out sites like thinkgeek, nerdtees, snorgtees, or just google “geek hoodies” and dive right in!
In the end, whether you’re wearing your hoodie for a cause or just because, wear it with PEACE.R.I.P. Trayvon Martin
R.I.P. Trayvon Martin
So MANY luscious bewbs! Of course, the fiancee had to go “Those are fake”. No they ain’t! Hater! Keep up the great work, fellas.