America has become overrun with hoodies. This is not a complaint in the least– some would say it’s a good thing due to the message and awareness. I have my personal opinions about hoodies and what’s behind them reaching the height of social consciousness, but that ain’t what this post is about.
There is a MASSIVE variety of hooded sweatshirts out there. The question, especially for any who profess any sort of nerd-dom, geekery or whatever, is what sort of hoodie are you wearing? Thankfully, I took to the interwebs to see what’s out there.
Standard Cobra issue hoodie, courtesy of @Firefly_Cobra on twitter
Below is a sampling of the variety of creatively themed hoodies I found. If we missed any, please feel free to add yours via the comments below!
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Pink hoodie sweatsuits? Only the champ can train in this!
I fight for the users…
“Friday the 13th, I’ma play Jason!”
Or as Michael Bay calls it, standard issue alien-wear.
Is there a Vulcan neck-pinch hoodie?
Mushroom power. This was before we knew what they REALLY did to you.
Aren’t you a little short for a Storm Trooper hoodie?
We know a certain member of the General Geekery Cast who would LOVE this hoodie!
When Captain America dons his mighty hoooooooood!
“Well, I – it’s just – I don’t know, a User, I mean… Users wrote us. A User even wrote you!”
I wanna be like Jordan… Hal Jordan.
Whoa! How’d this get in here? Time to put this in our personal collection, heh…
Warning: This hoodie will not turn you evil nor have you dancing funky to James Brown in the streets.
Always let the Wookie win…
“Have a heart” or “Refill your heart container”?
Aquaman is useless, but this hoodie isn’t. Warning: you won’t be able to talk to the fishes wearing this.
Gregggg Williams’ favorite hoodie
Remind every child of the 80s what image they saw more than most.
“Oh, the rat! So it has a name? It HAD a name!!!”
No capes! Hoods are ok, however…
Popular computer game International Karate
“Looks like Scooby and Shaggy need our help again, old chum!”
Standard Cobra issue. The recruit looks kinda young for a Cobra trooper, however.
Not your Alicia Silverstone Batgirl, but then again given recent news, why would you want her as Batgirl?
Pac it up, Pac it in…
Why so serious?
Cadmus labs standard issue.
Sidekicks assemble!
The world’s worst treasure hunter. You said it, not us, Geraldo.
Does whatever a hoodie can…
Another popular computer game Miner 2049er
Awesome!
Tell your friends, tell all your friends… I need help with the zipper here.
We could do without the mask, but this Flash hoodie is awesome.
RIP Alderaan.
Tony Stark treats chicks good, He’s a cool exec with an awesome hood!
An appropriate hoodie indeed. Neighborhood watch, my ass…
Rita Repulsa hates these hoodies.
This hoodie is guaranteed to shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level.
Grow Up. Mushrooms not included.
Robin, the hoodie hostage.
Believe it or not, I’m wearing a hood!
Do the Mario!
For more about these hoodies, including how to order them, check out sites like thinkgeek, nerdtees, snorgtees, or just google “geek hoodies” and dive right in!
In the end, whether you’re wearing your hoodie for a cause or just because, wear it with PEACE.R.I.P. Trayvon Martin
R.I.P. Trayvon Martin
The CSPN 
So MANY luscious bewbs! Of course, the fiancee had to go “Those are fake”. No they ain’t! Hater! Keep up the great work, fellas.