America has become overrun with hoodies. This is not a complaint in the least– some would say it’s a good thing due to the message and awareness. I have my personal opinions about hoodies and what’s behind them reaching the height of social consciousness, but that ain’t what this post is about.

There is a MASSIVE variety of hooded sweatshirts out there. The question, especially for any who profess any sort of nerd-dom, geekery or whatever, is what sort of hoodie are you wearing? Thankfully, I took to the interwebs to see what’s out there.

Below is a sampling of the variety of creatively themed hoodies I found. If we missed any, please feel free to add yours via the comments below!

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Warning: This hoodie will not turn you evil nor have you dancing funky to James Brown in the streets.

This hoodie is guaranteed to shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level.

Remind every child of the 80s what image they saw more than most.

“Looks like Scooby and Shaggy need our help again, old chum!”

Awesome!

The world’s worst treasure hunter. You said it, not us, Geraldo.

Pac it up, Pac it in…

Whoa! How’d this get in here? Time to put this in our personal collection, heh…

Aquaman is useless, but this hoodie isn’t. Warning: you won’t be able to talk to the fishes wearing this.

Another popular computer game Miner 2049er

Standard Cobra issue. The recruit looks kinda young for a Cobra trooper, however.

Tell your friends, tell all your friends… I need help with the zipper here.

Why so serious?

Is there a Vulcan neck-pinch hoodie?

We know a certain member of the General Geekery Cast who would LOVE this hoodie!

Sidekicks assemble!

I wanna be like Jordan… Hal Jordan.

Pink hoodie sweatsuits? Only the champ can train in this!

Believe it or not, I’m wearing a hood!

Rita Repulsa hates these hoodies.

Not your Alicia Silverstone Batgirl, but then again given recent news, why would you want her as Batgirl?

Gregggg Williams’ favorite hoodie

Do the Mario!

Cadmus labs standard issue.

Does whatever a hoodie can…

“Oh, the rat! So it has a name? It HAD a name!!!”

Mushroom power. This was before we knew what they REALLY did to you.

An appropriate hoodie indeed. Neighborhood watch, my ass…

Aren’t you a little short for a Storm Trooper hoodie?

When Captain America dons his mighty hoooooooood!

Robin, the hoodie hostage.

Tony Stark treats chicks good, He’s a cool exec with an awesome hood!

We could do without the mask, but this Flash hoodie is awesome.

Grow Up. Mushrooms not included.

Always let the Wookie win…

Popular computer game International Karate

Or as Michael Bay calls it, standard issue alien-wear.

I fight for the users…

“Friday the 13th, I’ma play Jason!”

“Have a heart” or “Refill your heart container”?

RIP Alderaan.

“Well, I – it’s just – I don’t know, a User, I mean… Users wrote us. A User even wrote you!”

No capes! Hoods are ok, however…

For more about these hoodies, including how to order them, check out sites like thinkgeek, nerdtees, snorgtees, or just google “geek hoodies” and dive right in!

In the end, whether you’re wearing your hoodie for a cause or just because, wear it with PEACE.R.I.P. Trayvon Martin