America has become overrun with hoodies. This is not a complaint in the least– some would say it’s a good thing due to the message and awareness. I have my personal opinions about hoodies and what’s behind them reaching the height of social consciousness, but that ain’t what this post is about.
There is a MASSIVE variety of hooded sweatshirts out there. The question, especially for any who profess any sort of nerd-dom, geekery or whatever, is what sort of hoodie are you wearing? Thankfully, I took to the interwebs to see what’s out there.
Standard Cobra issue hoodie, courtesy of @Firefly_Cobra on twitter
Below is a sampling of the variety of creatively themed hoodies I found. If we missed any, please feel free to add yours via the comments below!
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“Have a heart” or “Refill your heart container”?
We know a certain member of the General Geekery Cast who would LOVE this hoodie!
Pac it up, Pac it in…
Mushroom power. This was before we knew what they REALLY did to you.
This hoodie is guaranteed to shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level.
Warning: This hoodie will not turn you evil nor have you dancing funky to James Brown in the streets.
Popular computer game International Karate
Pink hoodie sweatsuits? Only the champ can train in this!
Awesome!
An appropriate hoodie indeed. Neighborhood watch, my ass…
Standard Cobra issue. The recruit looks kinda young for a Cobra trooper, however.
Aquaman is useless, but this hoodie isn’t. Warning: you won’t be able to talk to the fishes wearing this.
I fight for the users…
No capes! Hoods are ok, however…
Gregggg Williams’ favorite hoodie
Tony Stark treats chicks good, He’s a cool exec with an awesome hood!
Another popular computer game Miner 2049er
Cadmus labs standard issue.
“Looks like Scooby and Shaggy need our help again, old chum!”
Whoa! How’d this get in here? Time to put this in our personal collection, heh…
“Oh, the rat! So it has a name? It HAD a name!!!”
RIP Alderaan.
Sidekicks assemble!
Grow Up. Mushrooms not included.
Does whatever a hoodie can…
I wanna be like Jordan… Hal Jordan.
Tell your friends, tell all your friends… I need help with the zipper here.
When Captain America dons his mighty hoooooooood!
Remind every child of the 80s what image they saw more than most.
Do the Mario!
Or as Michael Bay calls it, standard issue alien-wear.
“Well, I – it’s just – I don’t know, a User, I mean… Users wrote us. A User even wrote you!”
Robin, the hoodie hostage.
“Friday the 13th, I’ma play Jason!”
Aren’t you a little short for a Storm Trooper hoodie?
The world’s worst treasure hunter. You said it, not us, Geraldo.
Is there a Vulcan neck-pinch hoodie?
We could do without the mask, but this Flash hoodie is awesome.
Why so serious?
Not your Alicia Silverstone Batgirl, but then again given recent news, why would you want her as Batgirl?
Believe it or not, I’m wearing a hood!
Rita Repulsa hates these hoodies.
Always let the Wookie win…
For more about these hoodies, including how to order them, check out sites like thinkgeek, nerdtees, snorgtees, or just google “geek hoodies” and dive right in!
In the end, whether you’re wearing your hoodie for a cause or just because, wear it with PEACE.R.I.P. Trayvon Martin
R.I.P. Trayvon Martin
The CSPN 
So MANY luscious bewbs! Of course, the fiancee had to go “Those are fake”. No they ain’t! Hater! Keep up the great work, fellas.