Cobra Commander’s Letter of Resignation (Under..Scoop..FIRE! post)

Hey Cold Slither Podcast listeners, Classick here! While you’re anxiously yet patiently waiting for Episode 2 to be released (should be early Tuesday morning, and trust us, it’s another great one!), I urge, nay, COMMAND you to check out our recently posted WrassleCast show. In addition, please check out the following letter of resignation we intercepted by our dear Cobra Commander!

This letter was artfully created by Howard Decker and our friends over at Under..Scoop..FIRE!. Please go check their site out when you have a chance.

Until next time, in the words of the immortal Stan “The Man” Lee, I bid you all Excelsior!!


Cobra Commander livid at Tomax and Xamot
Cobra Commander
1 Terrordrome Way
Springfield, USA
September 8, 2011

Dear Cobra Shareholders:

With this letter, I hereby resign from my position as Commander of Cobra, effective September 22, 2011. This was not an easy decision to make, as I have held this position for 30 years. Since our humble beginnings as a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world, I have truly enjoyed my time as your leader.

I relinquish control of all Cobra subsidiaries and various properties around the world, including but not limited to: ARBCO Industries, Cobra Island, Broca Beach, the Silent Castle, the Cobra Consulate building, the M.A.S.S. Device, the Broadcast Energy Transmitter, and the publishing rights to the entire Cold Slither music collection.

While under my command, the Cobra organization enjoyed economic prosperity and unprecedented employee growth. There were however, many shortcomings with regard to world domination and the defeat of G.I.Joe. I resign with a clean conscience however, under the assumption that these failures would have been sure victories had I been afforded the luxury of a competent staff. I am aware that “the captain must go down with the ship”, but when the ship is full of disloyal, double-crossing, traitorous, gutless yes-men, I must disagree….

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