These days everyone is talking about heroes. Everything from powerless real world vigilantes, to big budget comic book superheroes, on the big screen. The costumed crusader is all the rage in America. But what about those that fall into the gray area? Heroes who are actually out there, on the streets making a difference and…
Author: ClaymationWerewolf
Hi, my name is Claymation Werewolf, and my areas of “expertise” are cartoons, puppets and horror! In 2011 I was able to slip through the cracks and hide amongst the elite in the retro blogging community. I’ve seen the stranger side of nostalgia and I know the truth about the pop culture you think you remember. Prepare yourself…things are going to get weird!
Where All My Old People At?
Claymation Werewolf yearns for the days when television was ruled by an arthritic fist and wooden walking canes…
Earth Day with the Planeteers
My Dearest Elizabeth Hiya babes. How is everything on the home front? Work has been goin’ steady but I already miss you and da kids terrible. Knowing that I’m gonna provide the money to help give all a ya a better life is what keeps me going. So far this job has been a bit…
Paul Bearer Untold Tales…From The Grave
“Rising above the silly and too often, fake looking world of wrestling, Mr. Bearer carried himself with an otherworldly charm and style rarely ever seen in the world of entertainment. His power over the audience was almost palpable and I knew instantly that he must be more than just a wrestling manager.”
Moron Madness Part 2! The Foolish Four
Editor’s note: This is part two of our Moron Madness series. If you desire, go check out part one, the Sitcom Showdown with all the Simpleton Sixteen and Eeedjit Eight matchups. Coverage has been intense for this years Moron Madness and I’m sure all the idiots in the contest would like to thank each and…
The Simpleton Sixteen
Note from the editor: Don’t forget to vote in The Foolish Four poll at the bottom of this post! Every since James Laughtrack founded the National Sitcom League in 1953, teams everywhere have tried to out-do each other. Bigger laughs, better plots, more impressive shark jumping! But above all else every sitcom has tried to…
Time Machines, Open Box Reviews
Everybody wants to time travel. And who wouldn’t? I don’t know anybody who wouldn’t want to witness famous landmarks in our worlds history. They could see the actual set where the fake moon landing was filmed. They could hold a first edition of the first issue of Mad magazine, hot off the presses. They could…
Why Cyndi Lauper dominates her division.
Friends…foes…I’m gonna be totally honest with you. It’s been no secret that I have been, painfully, excluded from the Cold Slither Podcast Slither Madness Brackets. My bracket choices were considered “unorthodox” by the CSP crew and after some pretty hostile e-mails it was decided that I would be removed from Slither Madness negotiations and probably…
The Girl Version.
While you’re here, check out our All-Ladies episode of the Cold Slither Podcast, which fits perfectly with the following article by our very own Claymation Werewolf! The 80’s were an amazing time to be alive and a kid. Every show was a cartoon whether it was animated or not. Each home came with hot and…
Cloudy With a Chance of Purple Rain
The following is the latest post by our contributing writer Claymation Werewolf. To check out our latest episode of the Cold Slither Podcast, where we discuss Thriller vs. Purple Rain, click here. Of all the tiny, effeminate, African-American mainstream pop culture mega-stars of the 1980’s and 90’s, few drew as many comparisons as Prince and…
The CSPN 